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Come on, butthead, my turn. Give it to
me.

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No way.

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That was cool.

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Come on, butthead, let me do it. You're
gonna drain it. Come on.

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Get your own butt munch.

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That is mine, butthead. I found it.

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Oh, yeah.

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Whoa.

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Yeah.

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Hey.

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We seem to have a little problem.

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Could you guys maybe, like, help us out?
Yeah.

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We'll take you for a ride.

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Yeah. Yeah.

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This is going to be cool.

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We're going to score.

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Now look at that.

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That's that chick.

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Oh, yeah.

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That chick.

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She looks nice when she's dressed up.

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Yeah.

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Not too shabby. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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I mean, in that other video, she was
just like, you know, looked all, I don't

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know, you know.

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I mean, she looked all right, but, you
know.

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Yeah, really.

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She looks kind of sexy.

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How come chicks in videos never dress
up?

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It's like, they always, like, come out
all ganky looking.

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Yeah, yeah. I think they do that on
purpose because they think that, like,

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People want to see him looking all
skanky, but I think, like, people really

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don't want to see that. People really
want to see him, like, you know, looking

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all sexy and, you know, like, with some
lipstick and, you know, some long hair

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and, you know, show a little bit of a,
you know... Yeah.

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This chick's got kind of, like, a big
mouth.

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Yeah, really.

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And her nose is kind of big, too.

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And you know what they say about having
a big nose.

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Oh, yeah, yeah. She probably's got a big
schlong, too.

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Yeah.

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Boing, oing, oing, oing, oing.

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You can't really do that, Butthead.

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Don't even try.

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I'm pretty good at smacking you upside
the head, though.

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Boy, this chick is freaky.

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This whispering is freaking me out,
Butthead. I don't like this.

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Yeah.

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I'm not going to change your channel,
Beaver.

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It doesn't freak me out when you do it,
Butthead.

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Well, stupid when you do it. Oh, yeah?

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Well, you're going to be freaked out
when you find this remote shoved up your

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butt sideways.

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That wouldn't freak me out that much.
I'd just go to the bathroom and poop it

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out.

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I've done that before with stuff.

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Little fish, big fish, swimming in the
water.

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This is going to be cool.

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These chicks want to party with us.

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So, uh, is this the one?

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Looks like you got a flat here, ma 'am.

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Yeah, I know. Could you guys fix it?

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Uh... Uh... Fix it, Beavis.

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Okay.

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Yeah.

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Uh...

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Whoa.

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Head rush.

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Hey, buddy, do my ears look funny?

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Did you fix it?

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Uh, what? Oh.

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Um, I think so.

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Cool.

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Let's go.

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Okay,

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baby. We're all set.

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Yeah, let's go. Come on, let's party.

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What do you mean, all set? I haven't
even given you the keys to the trunk

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You gotta put the car on the jack and
throw the spare on before you can be

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Whoa. Check this out, buddy.

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Jackass.

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Jackass. Get it?

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You see what I'm saying?

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Get off, butthole.

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Damn it, Beavis, these chicks are horny.
Now get in there and make it snappy.

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Oh, yeah.

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Here we go.

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So,

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like, what do you see?

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I see, like, rocks and, like, some
pavement and a bug. Flip

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over, you dumbass. You're supposed to be
looking at the car.

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Oh, yeah.

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What's taking so long, fellas? Is
everything all right?

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Uh, I guess so.

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Now look what you did, dumbass.

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What?

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You broke it, Beavis. Get out here and
put this back before they see.

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Sorry about that.

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Hurry up.

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The fuck? I know.

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Maybe we could, like, just get in and
say it's done.

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And we could score before they notice.

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Cool.

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Flat tire, huh?

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Damn it.

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You guys are so stupid.

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All right, a chick band.

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Yeah.

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Oh, look at all these naked dudes.
They're like sitting there. What's going

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Yeah.

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Look, you can see that one dude's nut
back.

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Look, a butt cheek.

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Yeah, a schlong.

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A nad.

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Those are just hands, Beavis. That's not
his nad, his nut back, or his butt

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cheek. I don't know.

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You know...

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You know, this is kind of like, this is
kind of messed up. It's like they have

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these dudes there, and it's like, they
don't even think of them like people.

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They're just like there. They're like
these things for those chicks. They just

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like look at and like get up on them.
It's like, it's disgusting.

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It's making me mad.

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This man should be like ashamed of the
way they're treating men, and these men

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shouldn't have the, they should not be
in this video.

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Yeah.

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Uh, well, if these chicks asked you to
get naked and be in their video, would

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you do it? Uh, yeah, yeah.

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But that's different.

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See? Well, then it would be me, see?

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I'd be naked.

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I would roll.

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How come whenever you see a chick fan,
they're always, like,

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looking down at their hands when they
play? Maybe they're looking at their

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Did you ever think of that?

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Oh, yeah, I guess I would look at my
boobs, too.

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Check it out. That drummer dude is
surrounded by a bunch of naked dudes.

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These chicks must be pretty cool.

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They, like, just have a bunch of naked
dudes sitting around for them to use

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whenever they need it. Yeah, yeah, it's
like some bands, you know, have, like, a

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bunch of water bottles and stuff around
when they get thirsty, but, like, these

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chicks, like, just keep naked, too.

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Isn't that cool? I mean, you know, for
chicks.

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Super cool. Yeah.

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That's a pretty good idea.

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You'll probably see a lot more bands
doing that now.

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I hope you two paid attention because
this will come up again.

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Uh, yeah.

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So, like, uh, if you'll excuse us,
there's, uh, still work left to be done.

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Yeah, yeah, go away.

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This is gonna be cool.

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We're gonna school!

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Thanks, guys.

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You guys are never going to get any.

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Hi, fellas.

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Uh, how's it going?

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Yeah, remember us?

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We seem to have a little problem.

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Could you guys, like, maybe help us out?

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Yeah, we'll take you for a ride.

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Yeah.

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Hey,

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check it out. It's one of those things.

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Oh, yeah, that's one of those, um, you
know, what do you call them, you know,

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like out in the ocean?

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Or like... You go where people say, what
would you do if you went there and you

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only... Oh, it's called a desert island.

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But, like, if you were on a desert
island and you could only bring, like,

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know, three things, what would you
bring?

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Well, let me think about it.

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Let's see.

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I'd bring some crackers, you know, if
I'd have something to eat.

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And then I'd bring a swimsuit, you know,
so I could go swimming.

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And then I'd bring maybe some cheese
whiz, you know, to put on the crackers.

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That would be cool.

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So what would you bring, Butthead?

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You know, if you were on a desert
island?

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I'd bring three chicks.

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And then I'd, like, have a massage -a
-fraw.

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You know, I mean, I want to do mine over
again. I mean, I want to bring three

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chicks, too.

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Beaver, you can't do it over again. You
already blew it.

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I'll be scoring with three chicks while
you'll be eating crackers and choking

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your chicken.

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No, wait, really?

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Damn it!

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Ugh.

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